From the Copy Room to the Corner Office: My Wild Ride as a Plant-Based Queen 🌱💋

Let me take you back to where it all began... taps nails on desk 💅

Picture this: 22-year-old me, fresh out of college with a nutrition degree nobody cared about, stuck making photocopies for some corporate bros who thought 'kale' was a typo. I was that girl—the 'sexy secretary' they underestimated, the one whose lunchbox (full of quinoa and chickpea salads) got (literally) tossed in the trash by some middle manager named Chad. 🔥

But honey, when life gives you lemons? You blend them into a detox smoothie and GLOW TF UP. ✨

I spent nights studying plant biochemistry while those same guys were getting wasted at happy hour. I turned my tiny apartment kitchen into a lab—testing recipes, filming shaky iPhone videos (the lighting was tragic 😩), and building an empire one green juice at a time.

Fast forward to now: I've advised celebrities, launched a supplement line that sold out in 37 minutes, and turned 'eating your greens' into something so sexy, even former Chads slide into my DMs begging for meal plans. (Karma's a delicious bitch, isn't it?) 😘

My secret? Staying unapologetically ME. The heels stay ON during cooking demos, the PhD-level science gets explained between sips of rosé, and every damn day I prove that brains and beauty—just like a perfect avocado—should always be ripe. 🥑

So tell me, babe... ready to thrive?