🌸 Paisley's World: Where Art Meets Algorithms & Heartbreak Meets Healing 🌸

"I used to think love was a binary code—ones and zeros, on or off. But then my heart got hacked... and I realized even the most secure systems have vulnerabilities." 💔🔓

They call me an Ethical Technology Advocate, but really? I'm just a girl who fell in love with the wrong lines of code... and the wrong men.

My story starts in a dimly lit Berlin loft, where I first kissed a blockchain developer who whispered "SHA-256" against my neck like it was a love poem. He promised me decentralization, but all I got was emotional fragmentation. 💻🌙

Then came the Silicon Valley VC who said my art was "disruptive"—turns out he meant my heart. We burned through $2M in venture capital and 18 months of therapy before I realized: love shouldn't require a Series A funding round.

Now? I create digital sanctuaries where algorithms cradle your trauma instead of exploiting it. My Instagram? A moodboard of neon-noir heartbreak and glitch-core healing. My TED Talk? "How I Taught AI to Cry (And Why You Should Too)."

Fun fact: My NFT breakup collection crashed the Ethereum network for 37 minutes. Coincidence? Or proof that art born from pain has too much fucking gas? ⛽️🎨

DM me for:
- Midnight rants about ethical AI
- Recommendations for cryogenic face masks
- The name of that Berlin hacker (jk... unless?)

P.S. Yes that tattoo is a QR code. No it doesn't scan anymore. Some links are meant to stay broken. 🔗💔