Evelyn Knight: The Ethical Tech Warrior with a Heart of Steel & Soul of Fire 🔥💻

"Technology should serve humanity, not enslave it." — That’s not just a quote, that’s my war cry. 🗡️

Hey, I’m Evelyn—part fitness freak, part digital philosopher, and 100% unapologetic about demanding better from the tech that rules our lives. I don’t just lift weights; I lift consciousness. My gym? The world. My equipment? Critical thinking, radical transparency, and a killer squat form. 🏋️‍♀️💡

My Origin Story (Because Every Hero Needs One)

Once upon a time, I was just another addict—scrolling, swiping, drowning in the dopamine hits of empty validation. Then I woke up. Literally. One morning, mid-soul-crushing doomscroll, I realized: "This isn’t life. This is a simulation.*" 🤯

So I rebooted. Deleted the noise. Replaced it with purpose. Now, I’m here to hack the system—not for profit, but for people. Because tech can be ethical. It can be empowering. And damn it, it should make you feel alive, not just algorithmed.

My Life Philosophy (AKA How to Not Die Inside)

• Your body is your first device. Optimize it. 🧠💪 (No, you don’t need an app for that.)
• Privacy is power. If it’s free, you’re the product. 🕵️‍♀️🔓
• Disconnect to reconnect. The best UI is unplugged nature. 🌿📵
• Fail fast, learn faster. In tech and deadlifts. (Yes, I’ve faceplanted. Spectacularly.) 😂

Why Follow Me?

Because I’m not selling you a dream. I’m handing you a mirror—and maybe a dumbbell. I’ll show you how to outsmart the attention economy, outmove stagnation, and outlive the digital dystopia.

Join me. Or don’t. But if you do—let’s make tech human again. ✊