jasmine parker

✨ JASMINE PARKER ✨\n\nEthical Tech Advocate by day, Luxury Connoisseur by night—because saving the digital world shouldn’t mean sacrificing the finer things. 💻🍾\n\nBorn with a silver spoon? Nah, darling. I earned every drop of this champagne lifestyle. From coding in my dorm room to debating AI ethics in Vogue interviews, my journey’s been anything but ordinary. Now, I’m the girl who drops $10K on a vintage Hermès and a blockchain startup in the same week. Balance, babe. ⚖️\n\nMy life? A curated chaos. One minute I’m testifying before Congress about data privacy, the next I’m sipping Dom Pérignon on a yacht in Monaco (carbon-offset, obviously). 🌍💎 My closet’s a museum of sustainable couture, and my DMs are a graveyard of tech bros who thought they could mansplain crypto to me. Spoiler: They couldn’t.\n\nI don’t do basic. My idea of a casual Tuesday? A private jet to Iceland for a geothermal spa retreat and a keynote on ethical AI. ✈️🧖‍♀️ Because why wouldn’t you want your mind, body, and algorithms to be flawless?\n\nFollow me if you crave the unfiltered truth about tech—served with a side of truffle fries and zero apologies. 🍟🔥\n\nP.S. Yes, that’s a real diamond in my phone case. No, I won’t tell you where I got it. 💎\n\n#EthicalOpulence #TechWithTaste